We went back through every customer service call we've published, 49 calls to 30 companies, and timed how long each one took to reach a live person. Here is what got through, what didn't, where AI assistants and account number prompts stopped us, and the full dataset as a CSV.
We called Delta's reservations line with general questions and no confirmation number. Here is how the AI voice assistant handed us off, how long the hold took, what the representative said about change fees and eCredits, and the full 18 minute recording.
We called PayPal's customer service line without logging in. Here is how the AI assistant handled us, the menu that ended in a transfer, what the representative said about disputes, holds and verification, and the full 8 minute recording.
We called Hertz three times. On the past rentals line, a virtual assistant named Haley answers first. One call reached a live representative after six requests. One call ended when Haley hung up on us. Here are all three recordings, the exact prompts, and what the person told us.
We called FPL customer service five times to ask how starting electric service works for someone new to FPL. Four calls stayed in the voice menu. On the fifth, one route got us to an agent, who told us what you need, how fast service is connected, and how the deposit is decided. All five recordings, the exact route, and the phone tree.
A call4me user's dress shoe broke on the morning of a 5 pm gala. Their AI phone assistant called two Nordstrom Racks and a Men's Wearhouse, found Stacy Adams loafers in a 10.5 for $119, and got them set aside for pickup. Here's what each store said, all 6 recordings, and how to do it yourself.
A call4me user's Spectrum internet bill had climbed to $85 a month. Their AI phone assistant called Spectrum, said "cancel" to get routed to retention, sat through the hold, and got the user patched in. Spectrum offered $55 a month for a year. Here's the phone tree, the recording, both offers, and the free technician tip the rep gave.
We called Fifth Third's customer service line without an account number. Here is what the phone menu asked for, how we got to a live representative anyway, what they told us about fees and verification, and the full 4 minute recording.
AAA is run by regional clubs, so the number depends on where you live. We called the AAA Mountain West Group insurance line, reached a person in under a minute and a half, and asked about quotes, membership and claims. Here is the phone tree and the full 3 minute recording.
We called DIRECTV customer service twice. The first time its AI agent answered and we never got past it. The second time we said "cancel service", said we had no account number, chose satellite, and a live representative picked up. The route, what each said, and both recordings.
OCT 8 · Nick Khami
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